Andy Skelton died according to his plan on September 1, 2078, at the precise end of his week-long one-hundredth birthday party. In his posthumously decrypted farewell Skelton provided cryptographic proof of responsibility for several previously unattributed philanthropic acts. He also emphasized the role of WordPress publishing software in this century’s many cycles of social upheaval and reorganization. Skelton contributed to WordPress development beginning in 2005 and joined Automattic in the same year. He is survived by descendents on at least three planets.